-Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift.
One day, he was typing and turned to a secretary and said,
'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?'
'Just use copier machine paper,' she told him.
With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of
paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five
blank copies.
-I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large motor
home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle
was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally
looked like it had been an extra in 'Twister.' I asked the
manager what had happened. He told me that the driver
had set the cruise control, and then went in back to
make a sandwich.
