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A traveling preacher finds himself in a tremendous rainstorm.
Withing a few hours the hotel he is staying in becomes
flooded. As the water rises, the preacher climbs to the roof
and starts praying. 'Lord, save me so I can continue on my
mission of preaching your gospel.'
Just then, a coast guard rescue party floats by in a rowboat.
'Let's go mister. Into the boat.'
'I'll stay here,' says the preacher, 'The Lord will save me.'
An hour later a second boat reaches the scene and the
water is close to the roof of the hotel. 'Sir, you better get
in the water is still rising.'
'No thanks. The Lord will be my salvation.'
Toward evening, the hotel is almost completely under
water and the preacher is clinging to the satellite dish
on the roof. A helicopter is spotted and on a loudspeaker
is heard 'Sir, grab on to the line and we will pull you up.
This is your last chance'.
'I'm all right,' says the preacher, 'I know the Lord will
provide sanctuary.' as he looks heavenward.
As the helicopter departs, the satellite dish is hit by
lightning and the preacher is killed.
When he arrived at the Pearly Gates he was furious.
'What happened, ' he shouts. 'I thought the Lord would
provide!?'
Moments later a thunderous voice is heard.
'Gimmie a break pal. I sent you 2 boats and a chopper!'
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