An Indian, a black man and a Polack share an apartment. The rent is due soon
and all three are unemployed, so they all go out to look for a job. That
evening, they met to discuss their day.
The Indian says to his roommates, "Me pissed - me no find no job." The black
man then says, "Shit man, I ain't hooked up no job either!" The Polack chimes
in, "Hey, I found a job! The owner said all I had to do was show up on time at
8A.M. and I could go to work!"
Knowing that the Indian woke really early and watched the sun rise, the Polack
asked the Indian to wake him at 6:30 so he could get to work on time and then
went to bed.
The black man liked to play practical jokes and talked the Indian into helping
him play one on the Polack. While the Polack slept the other two painted his
face black.
The Indian woke the Polack at 6:30 who then got dressed and went straight to
his new job. When he got there, he told the owner he was ready to go to work.
The owner said he didn't know what he was talking about. The Polack reminded
him of his promise to put him to work if he showed up on time. The owner said
that the guy he hired was white. The Polack replied, "I am white". The owner
said, "No you're not, you are black, go look in the mirror!"
The Polack went to the bathroom, looked in the mirror and exclaimed, "That
stupid damn Indian woke up the wrong guy!"
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