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A gorilla had escaped from the zoo, and was sitting in a tree,
on a branch about 30 feet above the ground.
The expert team arrived to capture the gorilla. Two men got out, went
to the back of their car and opened the door. An excited
little dog jumped out and began running around in circles.
The biologist then reached into the truck and took out a suitcase, which he
opened. In the suitcase were a pair of handcuffs, which he handed to the zoo
director, a sawed off shotgun, which he leaned against the trunk of the tree,
and a baseball bat.
"Now," the biologist said, "I'm going up into the tree with the baseball bat,
and I'm going to knock the ape out of the tree. The instant the ape hits the
ground, this well trained dog, will bite the ape by the crotch and chomp-down
with his jaws. The ape will, instantly and instinctively, grab at his crotch
with both hands due to the pain. When this happens, you snap the handcuffs on
and we've got him.
The zoo director, pointing to the shotgun leaning against the tree, said "I'm
not too sure about this. What's the gun for?"
The biologist said, "Look, I'm an expert, I've been a wildlife biologist for
22 years and I've handled every type of wild animal in North
America. I know what I'm doing and things will go just fine, after all, I have
the baseball bat. I know this will never happen... but if I should
fall out of the tree, you grab that shotgun and SHOOT THE DOG!!!"
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