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Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared
in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and
I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go
out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to
give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday. Monday, the two guys
were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the
weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your
honor. I drew two circles like this... (draws two circles on a piece of paper,
one big circle and one small circle) and told them this (the big circle) is
your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd
guy) "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156
people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!" "Well, I used the same
two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, "this is your
asshole before prison......"
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