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A farmer has a horse for sale, so puts a notice up at the General Store in the
village. Well, the next day comes, and a dwarf wanders up the drive and says
"Hwello, I cwame about the horwse"
The farmer is pretty keen to sell, so out they go to the paddock to inspect
the horse. The dwarf looks at the farmer and says "If its not too mwuch
twouble, could I please see the horwses eyes."
So the farmer picks up the dwarf, lifts him so that he can take a good long
look at the horses eyes, and then sets him down.
'Oooohh, verwy nice eyes. Now could I please see the horwses ears"
So the farmer, now a little annoyed, picks up the dwarf, lifts him so that he
can take a good long look at the horses ears, and then sets him down.
'Oooohh, verwy nice ears. Now could I please see the horwses mouth"So the
farmer, now starting to get pretty pissed at lifting the dwarf, picks up the
dwarf, lifts him so that he can take a good long look at the horses mouth, and
then sets him down.
'Oooohh, a verwy nice mouth. Now could I please see the horwses twat"
That's it thinks the farmer. He grabs the dwarf by the throat, jams the
dwarfs' head up the horses twat, spins him around a few times and drops him
with a wet thud on the ground.
There's a bit of a silence as the dwarf gets to his feet and wipes the mucus
of his face. Finally, the dwarf says
'Ummm. Perwaps I should rephwase the question. Could I please see the horwse
gallop?'
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