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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to
become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect,
how would you recognize him?" The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll
catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says,
"Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile." Slightly flustered
by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the
second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize
him?" The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too
easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds,
"What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are
showing because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can
come up with?" Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the
third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would
you recognize him? He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid
answer." The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The
suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless
because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check
his file and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his
office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a
beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect
does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an
astute observation?" "That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular
glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
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