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An Irishman with a game leg walks into a saloon. He drags his
bad leg up to the bar and orders an Irish whiskey. Then he looks around and
sees a long-haired, bearded guy in a robe sitting at the end of the bar. "Is
that Christ our Lord?" he asks the bartender. "Yes it is," the bartender
replies. "Well, let me buy him an Irish whiskey too," the Irishman responds.
They're sitting nursing their drinks when a hunchback Italian walks in and
orders a glass of Chianti. He too spots Jesus. "Is that the Son of the Blessed
Virgin?" he asks the bartender, and the bartender replies in the affirmative.
"Let me catch him a glass of Chianti too," the Italian offers. Just then the
barroom door bursts open and a cop swaggers up to the rail. "Gimme a cold one,
bartender," the cop orders. And, spotting Jesus, he adds, "Hey, is that God's
little boy? Get him a cold one too." Jesus eventually finishes his drinks and
comes over to the Irishman, the Italian and the cop to thank them. He touches
the Irishman's shoulder and says thanks, and the fellow's leg magically is
fully functional. The Irishman does a jig in celebration. Christ then
approaches the Italian, thanks him and touches him on the shoulder, and the
Italian's back straightens for the first time in his life. Then Christ
approaches the cop, who backs away and screams, "Don't touch me, I'm out on
Three Quarters!!!"
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